PinnedPublished inAbout Me StoriesAbout Me — Arthur KeithAbilene, Ventura, Lincoln, Santa Fe, Skokie, Cedar Rapids, Chicago, and Albuquerque are my homes.Mar 3, 2021A response icon64Mar 3, 2021A response icon64
Published inILLUMINATIONI Knew I Was Retired (or Old) When I Stopped Looking at LinkedInWhat exactly is the point?5d agoA response icon145d agoA response icon14
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Published inNever Stop WritingTipping is Not a City in ChinaBut has tipping gone too far?Nov 10A response icon2Nov 10A response icon2
13 Phrases Are All You Need to Write a Gay Porn Movie“Fuck yeah!”Nov 7A response icon2Nov 7A response icon2
Published inNever Stop WritingHow to Write in 5-Minute IncrementsBecause sometimes, that’s all you getOct 21A response icon6Oct 21A response icon6
Published inAnother Fucking PublicationAnother Fucking List: The Most Boring Cities in the U.S.“There’s nothing to do in this town!”Oct 13A response icon10Oct 13A response icon10
Published inPrism & PenAs Summer Fades, So Does My LibidoWhat I hate most about autumnOct 8A response icon1Oct 8A response icon1
Published inThe RiffShe Sang “I Will Survive,” Then She Gave Money to RepublicansGloria Gaynor is a traitorSep 23A response icon6Sep 23A response icon6
Published inThought ThinkersI Didn’t Even Know Who Charlie Kirk Was Until WednesdayNow, why are we flying our flags at half-mast for him?Sep 15A response icon5Sep 15A response icon5
