I hope those pants were from the Clinton era, Brian.

…not let this stop the show, sucking in my gut as I struggled valiantly to conquer the demon fabric. Fastening the top button resulted in the pleats at the front committing suicide in a frenzy of ripped thread, and a firm tug on the zipper led to my instant sterilization. But I got the damn pants on. Barely.
10 Reasons Why Mondays are the Work of Satan
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Brian Lageose
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Feb 20, 2023
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I hope those pants were from the Clinton era, Brian. We don't wear pants with pleats anymore! This was funny, and I'm SO glad I'm no longer on the Monday to Friday.
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