I'm a native Texan and I hate myself, but I didn't ask to be born. MOMMY!!!!!!!!

When people ask where I'm from I just say Chicago, as that's where I spent most of my adult years. When they ask where I was born, I have to start making up excuses, and why I am so embarassed to be from there. Yes sir, abBUTT and cruise have pretty much given Texas a bad name.