It's not just you. From what I've read and experienced, this month has sucked for all of us. As writers, we'll never be perfect. I try to work on developmental things when I get in those moods. You know, stuff like working on your newsletter/email list, analyzing past work, developing a list of stories for the future, next steps beyond Medium. I'm not known to be a humorous writer nor a satirist, maybe because I write about climate change and the drought out west very frequently. Here's an attempt at satire in the niche!
https://medium.com/illumination/californians-due-to-climate-change-you-must-move-5bc21c71ee1d