Albeit I ran a few errands which were inane in nature, (one being Bed Bath & Beyond to buy a dish rack because I forgot to ask if there was a dishwasher when I moved in here), these are the first words I’ve been able to utter on this article since I wrote the headline this morning — a good six hours ago. I feel pretty stuck in all ways.

I haven’t lived without a dishwasher since 2000. Nice going, Art.